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Alexia Lei Pictures

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Where You've Seen Her: Alexia Lei is a model/go-go dancer who's a mix of Latin, Chinese, and Hawaiian descent, which basically the more mankind interacially breeds, the hotter people will be.  Guess I better start gettin' busy.
 
Pointless Quote: "I don't hand out free Samples"
 
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August 25, 2010

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Crush knows their Audience

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The Best Michael Jordan Commercials Ever (TotalProSports) 
 
Inception Depression (WildAmmo)
 
Chicago Bears Staff in Neverland (NQTC)
 
The Most Honest Politician Ever (IAmBored)
 
Disgusting Milk Chugging Contest (BuzzFeed)
 
Denise Richard Bikini Pics (CelebSlam)
 
Melissa Gonzalez Hotness (GorillaMask)
 
The Best Bed Intruder Remixes (CollegeHumor)
 
Kelly Brook's Serious Hotness (Popholic)
 
Mail Order Bride Gallery (TheChive)
 
5 Completely Pointless Scientific Studies (FunnyCrave)
 
Tom Green Joins the Juggalos (FilmDrunk)
 
A Bunch of Hot Redhead Galleries (Coed)
 
Hot Girl of the Day Kelsey (BarstoolSports)
 
Angry Asian Karaoke (Manofest)
 
Mary Louise Parker Hotness (Maxim)
 
The Dark Side of Tetris (Unreality)
 
Cheryl Cole is Anti Malaria (PopCrunch)
 
Girls Like Skinny More than Sex (Asylum)
 
How do YOU Know? (ScreenJunkies)
 

August 17, 2010

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Crazy Guy Wants To Change Name To "Boomer The Dog", Is Unemployed...Obviously

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Some people are fully functioning members of society, complete with jobs, steady relationships, and sanity. Other people are retarded and want to legally change their name to Boomer The Dog, because they feel they’re more dog than human.
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August 17, 2010

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25 Hot Girls Eating Hot Dogs

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There's really not much more that we can add here that hasn't already been said in the title.  So, without further ado, here's 25 hot girls eating hot dogs.
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August 06, 2010

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Drunken Argument Friday: Jersey Shore vs The Real Housewives

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With Jersey Shore just starting its second or third season (we don’t care), and The Real Housewives of Who Gives A Rat’s Ass probably being aired ad nausim on Bravo as we speak, we think it’s about time to pit these two reality TV monoliths head-to-head via heated debate that will have no winner in the end, and will only act as a reminder of how useless all of the douchebags that star on these shows are.
When’s there going to be a reality show about scientist working on a cure for AIDS and cancer? Oh, that’s right. We don’t need to know about these people, because the vapid retards on TV are saying some dumb BS that might lead to a fight in which weaves are pulled out.
Humanity: Some still think we’re worth saving. 
Anyway, on to the debate!
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July 30, 2010

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Brooklyn Decker Pictures

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Where You've Seen Her: Brooklyn Decker is no stranger to the taco, but why not celebrate Maxim's second hottest babe of 2010 when Katy Perry is getting all the press?  She was also on the cover of this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and is married to a Tennis player, which means her name alone makes her more manly.
 
Pointless Quote: "When I was 10, I thought I would be the first lady president, and then on the side I would be an actress, and on weekends a veterinarian."
 
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July 30, 2010

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Who Killed Captain Alex?: The Motion Picture Event Of The Summer

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Action movies! We all love’em. But are you like us? By that we mean, do you have crippling social anxiety that occasionally results in public urination? Ahh, don’t answer that. But if you are like us, then you’ve probably been wondering, “Hey, I love me some action movies, but I also love me some Uganda.” Then, after about 47 seconds of painful silence, you think, “Hey, why have I never seen an action movie from Uganda?”
Well, wonder no more, fellow nervous public urinators! For today our hopes and dreams have been answered in the form of Who Killed Captain Alex? A film that the description on the Youtube page says is, “Uganda first action movie from Ramon film productions.” C’mon! What’s not to like? It’s Uganda first action movie and Ramon film productions, makers of probably some other thing.
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July 30, 2010

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The 6 Manliest Drinks of All Time

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Google the manliest drinks ever and you’ll find websites that tell you a Manhattan is one of them. A Manhattan. Do you know how to make a Manhattan? You fill a shot glass with douche and Noxzema then dump it in your purse so as to not smear your Very Cherry lip gloss.
Everyone knows that fictional cool dudes like James Bond drink vodka martinis, and the Dos Equis guy drinks beer from the small of a supermodel’s back after he finishes kung-fuing Jesus, you don’t need another list about that. What you need is a list of drinks that are manly in the way holding fireworks in your bare hand is manly, or a velvet painting of your favorite porn scene is manly. The word you might be looking for is “stupid,” but go with us on this.
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July 29, 2010

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Who ist That Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

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To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Jeff Dunham, who you may have heard is more popular than this website, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swag and tickets to see the movie.
Welcome to day three of our photos of the socially awkward, perhaps you might consider them schmucks, perhaps dorks, nerds, geeks, melvins, whatever, and your task is to brand each photo with the most hilarious caption you can think of. At the end of the week we’ll pick a winner and rocket a Holy Taco prize pack to your home or penitentiary, it’s just that easy. Comment in the posts or on the Photo of the Day every day this week. Do it. DO IT!
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July 28, 2010

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MILF Monday: Doutzen Kroes

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Where You've Seen Her: Doutzen Kroes is one of the hottest women out there with the ugliest name I've ever heard of.  But being a Supermodel for Victorias secret can turn any name into gold, which she's worn on her many times...and is really hot.
 
MILF Status: Doutzen is pregnant with her very first kid to boyfriend (and soon to be husband) Sunnery James, who will most likely want their kid to also have a last name as a first name.
 
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July 26, 2010

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Nicole Richie Pictures

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Where You've Seen Her: Nicole Richie is a slightly better person than Paris Hilton now.  Why you ask?  Because she's coming out with a second book.  That's right, SECOND book.  And it's called...Priceless, which has a cover of her attempting to play piano...which in on itself is priceless.  She's also naked in it too which is not necessarily priceless but hot nonetheless.
 
Pointless Quote: "I don't have a clue why I'm famous, either."
 
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July 22, 2010

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Sunday GIFS

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Come with me if you want to GIF!
 

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July 18, 2010

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