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Where You've Seen Her: January Jones may sound like the headlining stripper at your local gentleman's club, but this girl is far from that.  Starting out in films like American Wedding...and many other bad movies, she eventually hit it big in the role of Betty Draper in Mad Men,which just went into it's next season.  Let's hope she leaves Don to become a stripper at my local gentleman's club.
 
Pointless Quote: "I was in lingerie on a trampoline and I had to jump in the air for 8 hours."
 
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Where You've Seen Her: Nicole Richie is a slightly better person than Paris Hilton now.  Why you ask?  Because she's coming out with a second book.  That's right, SECOND book.  And it's called...Priceless, which has a cover of her attempting to play piano...which in on itself is priceless.  She's also naked in it too which is not necessarily priceless but hot nonetheless.
 
Pointless Quote: "I don't have a clue why I'm famous, either."
 
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Where You've Seen Her: Hillary Fisher starting as a model for Hawaiian Tropic, then moved on to modeling for Hooters. Which is weird, because disgusting skanks usually work at both of those places.
 
Pointless Quote: "The best piece of advice I have received is to always chase your dreams and to never give up!"

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Where You've Seen Her: Elin Nordegren made history being the wife of Tiger Woods; now, she's made Legendary status by divorcing him in a $750 Million Dollar Settlement, though sources say she's getting only $100 Million...that's right, only $100 million.  Because if there's anything that says America aside from Apple Pie, it's Greed.  Happy 4th!
 
MILF Status: Elin now has custody of her and Tiger's two kids, and only $100 million dollars.  We'll see how long that feeds them in this economy...pshhh.
 
 
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If you've been keeping up on the World Cup, you may recognize Paraguay model and soccer fan Larissa Riquelme, the girl who loved her team so much she jammed a cell phone between her boobs to cheer for them earlier in the week.  What you may not know is that we scored a totally fake interview with her as an excuse to post more photos.
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Korean and German fetish model Masuimi max popped up on our radar's way back when she appeared as an apparently very cold contestant on Fear Factor, a show that you may recall was mostly about hot chicks eating bugs.  We felt like she needed to have a come back.  Enjoy some pics and some surprising facts that, you know, could maybe be true.
 
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Where you've seen her: You've seen Megan Fox in Transformers 1 & 2, your wet dreams, your dry dreams, and any other dreams you might have and...oh wait -- she's not going to be the next Transformers movie.  And since she's not, I'm going to assume this is probably the last we're ever going to see of her.  Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
 
Pointless Quote: "I really enjoy having sex.  I'm young and have a lot of hormones.  I'm always in the mood."
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Where You've Seen Her: Carla Bruni is the first lady of France.  Aside from her being the hottest first lady in the world, she also redeems the horrible stigma France has given itself for being annoying and retarded...aside from all it's great art and history.
 
Pointless Quote: "I dont know what the fuss is about.  There are 7000 girls."
 
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Where You've Seen Her: Miranda Kerr became a Victoria's Secret Angel after winning a nationwide model model search by Australia's Dolly Magazine.  Recently, she just posed in another series of hot pictures for GQ.
 
Pointless quote: "I would have to say the best and worst part of my job is the constant travel, and while I do get to see so much of this beautiful world, it really can get very tiring."
 

 
Where You've Seen Her: Tammin Sursok is a South African actress and singer.  She's a well known musician in Johannesburg.  After seeing District 9, I'm starting to believe everyone in South Africa has Star Wars sounding names.
 
Pointless Quote: "Friends are presents you give yourself."
 
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Where You've Seen Her: Monica Keena is best known for her outstanding work on the hit show Dawson's Creek.  And since I met the dad character in that show, that makes me one degree away from her, which is even closer to being able to bang her.
 
Pointless Quote: "Welcome to my world."
 
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Where You've Seen Her: Hilary Duff is a household name in the western world.  Getting her start in the hit show Lizzie McGuire and several terrible movies, she eventually started her own clothing line 'Stuff for Duff', which unfortunately has no ties to Duff beer.  More importantly, Hilary knows how to thank her fiance for a new diamond engagement ring.  If you don't know, google it.
 
Pointless Quote: "I'm not scandalous."
 
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