All posts from The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

   “Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
- Heidi Montag via Twitter.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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 After being disqualified from participating in the Haitian presidential election, Wyclef Jean has decided decorum is for chumps and started firing back at his critics while performing for Hot 97’s Reggae Trip. Most notably Sean Penn (above), who he accuses of being a cokehead because apparently “You’re not the boss of me” would’ve been too Read More ...

   Seen here in Hawaii yesterday without a care in the world, Paris Hilton was apparently released on her own recognizance in less than three hours from the Clark County Detention Center following her arrest last week which is barely a fraction of the time served by normal inmates who didn’t fall out of wealthy vaginas. Read More ...

   Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene’s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway, based on Miley’s religious upbringing and fanbase I can’t even imagine the uproar over these photos: Drinking? Dancing? The French?! Jesus Christ. Read More ...

 Which has nothing do with this Australian men’s soccer team he just made friends with. Purely coincidence.
With the first case ending in a mistrial, John Travolta has decided to drop extortion charges against the paramedic who demanded $25 million from the actor in exchange for not releasing a “Refuse to Transport” document when his 16-year-old Read More ...

   After receiving several complaints/suicide notes about leaving Deena Cortese, the latest Jersey Shore manbearpig, on the top of the page for the long weekend, I realized I should probably make things right as soon as possible. Granted, that thought occurred to me Saturday morning, the important thing is I got around to it when it Read More ...

   … MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel Read More ...

   Because TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the Read More ...

   - Sophie Turner is a fashionable dresser.
- Chris Robinson hates Taylor Swift.
- Prepare to enter The Era of Dorff.
- Chris Klein really learned his lesson this time and will makes sure to stop after his turn to hit a baby.
- Taylor Momsen does her best Lady Gaga impression. Read More ...

   Because who’s more synonymous with sex tapes these days? (Besides Kim Kardashian because that’s the only way she got famous, the only way.) Kendra Wilkinson was asked for her input on the Montana Fishburne situation during an interview with TalkRadio’s America’s Morning News. Via Radar Online:
“…. He has to be there for her. He Read More ...

 “Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”
Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:
Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child Read More ...

   Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to Read More ...