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As recent posts on CollegeHumor fell back on the good old basics of sexism I thought: "Why not poke fun at the expense of the big bear of Russia?" Enjoy!Children are so overrated...


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Written 2009-12-16 15:00:00 by Craxx

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Written 2009-12-16 13:00:00 by Fatawesome

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Seth Green and Matt Senreich started producing their Emmy-nominated stop-motion sketch series in 2005. Robot Chicken's fourth season comes out on DVD December 15th. Additionally, many thanks to the lovely Miss Sarah Schneider for conducting this interview with me. Robot Chicken is famous for its pop culture parodies. Do you feel that being on Adult Swim or working with action figures lets you get away with more risque material? Seth: Absolutely, both of those things. Adult Swim gives you a lot of creative leeway because of the time slot and the targeted demo. And [the toys] are so relatable, it's something you physically held in your hand as a kid and that makes what it's doing inherently funny. There is no sexualization of a toy unless you apply it.The show also taps into some pretty dark territory. Having a guy get jerked off through a video game stands out.Matt: I would like to point out that that is a puppet of our co-head writer Doug Goldstein. Maybe it's a true story, maybe it's not.The production process is so intense, too. You have to be pretty specific about what you want the animators to do. Seth: It's really long and you don't have the opportunity for retakes. You start making concrete decisions very early on and then you have to live with them for the next 11 months.


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Written 2009-12-15 17:00:00 by Ben Joseph
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Written 2009-12-15 18:00:00 by Andrew B. & Conor McKeon
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Ever have a sh*tty job that you wanted to complain about in a weekly submission-based column named after Blink-182 lyrics? Send your submissions to worksuxiknow[at]gmail.com!I use to work for this chain of privately owned video rental stores called Family Video. Ironically, in stark contrast to our name, we made most of our money off the small porn section our stores offered. One day when cleaning out the drop box I picked up a "discreet" black case that all our adult movies come in. As I lifted it up it shot up out of my hand and flew a couple feet into the air. I then grabbed at it two or three times only to have it constantly shoot out of my hands and finally end up on the floor. Apparently one of our valued customers had managed to spill lube all over the case and figured it wasn't worth it to dry it up. Needless to say I wasn't too happy about having to wash off used KY Intrigue in the employee bathroom for the next ten minutes.-AnonymousI am the manager of a Jimmy Johns on weekends. A woman came in the shop last Saturday and while eating she complained that we shouldn't be playing "heavy metal death music". The band playing was Maroon 5.-Steve, Harper CollegeI work at a local entertainment center. We had a customer who would come in regularly, and continuously complain, argue, and generally annoy the employees and other customers. Finally, we had enough and our manager told him that his business would no longer be welcome. After a few days, he comes in without any eyebrows. My manager tells him that he has to leave. The customer then proceeds to tell my manager that it was his twin brother that had been thrown out, he is the one with eyebrows. He was then told that both he and his twin brother weren't allowed back.-Jason, UNR


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Written 2009-12-15 16:00:00 by Brian Murphy

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Written 2009-12-15 15:00:00 by Aaron M Lloyd

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Written 2009-12-15 13:00:00 by Cyanide & Happiness

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The Accidental StareJessica has become lost in a daydream, and inadvertently gazed into your eyes.Wave at her, smile, and avoid eye contact.The Hand TouchJason has touched your hand.Blush accordingly and bite your bottom lip in a Kristen Stewart fashion.The Not Slick Boob BrushJason has intentionally pretended to brush up against your boob.Giggle, insinuating that you liked it. The KissJessica has only leaned in halfway for the kiss.Close your eyes and reciprocate before she notices your lazy eye. The BonerJason has a boner.Try not to make him feel self conscious about it, even though it's super noticeable.The Dorm Room InviteJason has invited you back to his dorm roomCue the song from Top Gun.


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Written 2009-12-15 12:00:00 by Anita Flores

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Written 2009-12-14 18:00:00 by Owen and Ben

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It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!I had a roommate freshman year who would always come home around 3 a.m and decided that she would much rather puke on the floor instead of the toilet. She did this every weekend. One night she came home, did the same thing and then she OFFERED me money to clean it up. I didn't refuse because she offered me $50. While I was in the process of cleaning up her chunky vomit she said. "See I knew you would be good at cleaning up vomit. You're Asian, you should be used to it." As soon as she passed out, I grabbed the face towel I was using to clean up the vomit and wiped it all over her clothes and handbags. She woke up the next day wondering why her clothes smelled bad.Anonymous, School Not GivenMy roommate and I kind of get along, aside from her stealing my food when I'm not in the room, leaving her dirty clothes all over the floor of our dorm room, and from her never showering for the entire semester we were together. My friends are afraid to enter my room because of her body odor and how the stench will immediately stick to your clothing. And I've told her time and time again about the problem and how I "feel uncomfortable" being in the room when she's there. Well, I got tired of it and took all of her dirty clothes, clean clothes, food, bed sheets, novelty plastic swords, and her "lucky pillow", and threw it all out the window the day I moved out. I'm not really sorry she was fined for "throwing things down from the 12th floor window".Aiden Lane, VCUMy roommate freshman year took 12 credits and worked one day a week. He worked on Sunday at 9am so he was super anal if I made any noise after 10pm on Saturday night even though he would be loud all through the week when I had 8am class. Anyway I noticed that he started taking my sleeping pills, so to get back at him I switched out the pills for some extra strength No-Doz pills and left the bottle out in plain sight.Matt B, Oregon StateThat was actually a pretty good prank when you stole pictures from my Facebook and created a men seeking men add on Craig's List. I really appreciated all 40 of the gay men in the Provo area asking me what I was doing that night. I hope you didn't mind though when I had to take drastic measures to get the add off of there by calling the police. Sorry that I got that cop come by and pretend to arrest you. I thought that would have been enough but when you started crying and saying you didn't do anything wrong just topped it off for me! The whole apartment building saw you looking like a baby, you puss.Trey Welch, BYU


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Written 2009-12-14 16:00:00 by Jeff Rosenberg
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Storm Trooper: ...and then it happened! Just like that!Therapist: Very interesting. Tell me, how does all of this make you feel?Storm Trooper: Pathetic! I was assigned a simple duty, and I couldn't even do it!Therapist: You mentioned something about being "controlled" during the incident. Can you explain that again?Storm Trooper: It felt like I was being taken over by a supernatural force. I wanted to stop, but I couldn't!The therapist writes something down in his notebook.Therapist: And in what ways is this affecting you?Storm Trooper: I can't get any sleep at night anymore. Every time I close my eyes, all I see is that terrible old man!The therapist writes some more.Therapist: Anything else?Storm Trooper: I can't even take suggestions or recommendations from people anymore without thinking they're trying to take control of my mind!


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Written 2009-12-14 15:00:00 by Sami Ftouni

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Written 2009-12-14 13:00:00 by AmazingSuperPowers

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