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A tug boat crashes into a bridge. The current is so strong that it sucks it under. But the tug boat is made of some stern stuff. It pop right up – engine running – ready to go! Well – sorta

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I personally think the mullet makes this girl… er… boy – er… no, I mean girl look quite nice.

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Bugger ..
I forgot what it was….

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Ah – so this is why Hitler lost. And I never knew that scissor’s paper rock is really a strategy for war

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It's name is Debra - not Zonkey

I could be wrong, but I don’t think this guy is gonna make it!

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It's a TRAP!

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What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8
You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28
You don’t need to tell her a story
to take her to bed

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At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68
If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story

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At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?

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According to the
Office for National Statistics

190,374
people are having sex right now

212,130
are kissing

and one poor sod
is reading emails

You hang in there sunshine!

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Anger Management

Sometimes when you are angry with someone,
it helps to sit down
and think about the problem.

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