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Norman Rockwell's ghost kicked hard in the balls to deceptively sell salad dressing.

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(click ads, via) Hidden Valley Ranch's "making vegetables look like desserts" campaign has been running in crap entertainment magazines like People for some time now. But these latest executions, via DDB San Francisco, really up the pressure on Mom to try to force some yucky vegetables down her charges' throats. Salad sundaes! Broccoli pies! Good luck with that! Just be happy that you were able to get them to switch from Chocolate to Cherry Pop-Tarts for breakfast. Related: Pam Anderson in a lettuce leaf bikini for PETA. Previously: 1950s—the Jolly Green Giant used used to be less giant, more frightening.

September 02, 2010

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This is how to use YouTube to sell a product.

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(nsfw for language, via) I don't want to give too much away, but when you get to the typing page, try "fucks" and "eats." Agency: Buzzman in Paris. Previous cool uses of YouTube: OxFam: the YouTube climate change thermometer.

September 02, 2010

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Tipp-ex: A hunter shoots a bear!

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What the Mini marketing director is jerking off to today.

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This admittedly cool Italian Job-inspired spot for the Countryman "uses dramatic new methods in CG technology" according to Mini's YouTube page. It is a marketing director's wet dream: beautiful product shot after product shot after product shot = cum shot. Previously: Mini erects world's largest thermometer in Moscow. Related: what the marketing director of Chase Bank jerks off to every day.

September 02, 2010

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The scariest pair of men's underwear to ever cover a penis.

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(click ad to gasp, via) The year was 1977. The country was Australia. The fabric was the polymer nylon. The maker was Speedo. The penis was silently screaming. Who wore it studlier? Mr. Rawhide here? Or this 70s piece of beefcake in his nylon Onesie? Previously in disturbing 1970s men's fashion ads:• The Eleganza! Man.• five ugly naked men wearing ugly socks.• my rayon shirt fucks better than your shirt.• the Horoscope slacks: his penis will guide the planet.

September 02, 2010

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STING LIVE! (sorry)

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(via) So this happened, the "world's first live bee board." Winery Banrock Station set up this advert in county Devon, UK. Using queen bee pheromones, the billboard attracted 100,000 bees from a local honey farm to form a buzzing SOS for England's dwindling bee population (which has halved in the last 20 years). The bees remained for about an hour. The winery says they will be donating five pence from every bottle sale of a new "Plan Bee" line of wines. Their fundraising target is £45,000 according to The Drinks Business. Previous live animal billboards: Fish live (and die?) in German seafood restaurant installation • Australian "Knocked Up" poster features live tadpoles playing the parts of sperm.

September 02, 2010

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ATM (Azienda Trasporti Milanesi): Yellow, Green, Red, Blue

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Advertising Agency: DDB, Milan, Italy
Creative Directors: Luca Albanese, Francesco Taddeucci
Copywriter: Elena Carella
Art Director: Hugo Gallardo Dominguez
Illustrator: Niniopiruuu
Postproduction: Artout Creative Group / Claudio Luparelli

(kinda nsfw) Greenpeace: save Mother Earth's jungle.

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Via Greenpeace in The Netherlands. Firstly, it's about 30 seconds too long. Secondly, The model should have died her fake bush a rich forest green, amirite? Maybe shaved out a clearing? Sigh. I miss the 70s Playmates.Previous Greenpeace promos. Previous bushy pussy in ads.

September 01, 2010

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Cindy Crawford: Russian CosmoHot

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(click ads, via) The beautiful 44-year-old superduper supermodel stars in the new fall campaign for Moscow's TsUM, Eastern Europe's largest fashion department store. A bit heavy on the retouching, but so it goes these days in over-produced fashion advertising.According to the translated press note, the red apples were chosen as the campaign creative linchpin because they are "a symbol of autumn, the temptation of beauty and aesthetics. And they "appeal to the ancient Russian roots" as the "word 'beautiful' comes from the word 'red' and the apple has long been considered a symbol of energy and life." The ads were shot in LA by Mert and Marcus. Previous supermodels in ads: Giselle Bündchen for Sky TV • Mini Naomi Campbell terrorizes sleeping maid for Cotton, Inc. • Amanda Lepore channels Naomi, Claudia.

September 01, 2010

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The fake French cologne is manlier/has more alcohol.

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(click image, via) Yeah, MAN UP. By drinking a beer it takes drinking 10 of just to feel slightly more relaxed. MAN UP. By drinking the favorite beer of high school freshmen everywhere. MAN UP. By drinking the favorite beer of Yakov Smirnoff. The adjacent fake billboard idea is getting old fast, DraftFCB Chicago.Previously in: lazy stupid Miller Lite ads.

September 01, 2010

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Blow Job Ad of the Week.

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(click ad, via) It's for Club Termix, a gay sports bar in Prague (though it doesn't look like a sports bar). Not a new ad, but new to me. That's a novel way to for the wall players to protect their genitals on a free kick, though if the ball slams one of the kneeling footballers in the back of the head... Previously: Gay rugby team's Drop The Soap joke ad. Previously in: Blow Job Ad of the Week.

September 01, 2010

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New Chinese lingerie ads feature Princess Di doppelgänger.

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(click ad) The company, Jealousy International, launched the new "Diana" line of unmentionables on the anniversary of the death of the Princess of Wales (yesterday) with billboards across the country, according the The Daily Mail. The copy translates: "Feel the romance of British royalty." Aw, she's wearing a tiara. Classy. Previous famous dead people exploited to sell shit: George Steinbrenner • JFK • Ted Kennedy. And Hitler.

September 01, 2010

from: copyranter

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